You spend too much time doing ents when

[Josh]

Feel free to add to....

• You know, and can identify each DMX cable, and have names for them in your head
• You refer to yourself as a lampy, noise boy, or Vidiot
• You get a Bruce Name
• You head into town, and ?pop in? to the union just to check what is happening in Venue 1
• You are known by the door staff, and can get in to events without a band or ents pass
• You watch Glastonbury and pay more attention to the lights and equipment than you do to the act.
• You fail a module
• You fail your degree
• You get a brown leather hat
• You start wearing clothing given to you by companies
• You start coiling cables at home/without thinking about it
• You dream about ?the perfect bop?
• You spend your free time writing on this list
• You can?t enjoy the bop as a punter
• You routinely try and fix things with gaffa

[orudge]

You had a dream last night about being back in St Andrews and teching a bop several months after you left. Several of you were in it, strangely enough.

In other news, expect a visit from me perhaps in early February, hopefully. Maybe around Rag Week. (When is it this year?)

[alhaynes]

Obviously, I have not been in Ents long enough... (my answers are in bold),

Andrew

Feel free to add to....

• You know, and can identify each DMX cable, and have names for them in your head No
• You refer to yourself as a lampy, noise boy, or Vidiot No
• You get a Bruce Name No - If he has one, I have never heard him say it
• You head into town, and ?pop in? to the union just to check what is happening in Venue 1 No
• You are known by the door staff, and can get in to events without a band or ents pass Yes
• You watch Glastonbury and pay more attention to the lights and equipment than you do to the act. No - I don't watch Glastonbury
• You fail a module No - Passed all of them
• You fail your degree No - I have two
• You get a brown leather hat No
• You start wearing clothing given to you by companies No - I just have a pile of them which aren't used.
• You start coiling cables at home/without thinking about it No
• You dream about ?the perfect bop? No
• You spend your free time writing on this list Yes
• You can?t enjoy the bop as a punter No - I can still happily attend
• You routinely try and fix things with gaffa No

[Samface]

• You make up stories or songs about being an ent.

[Josh]

When you try and fix everything with a hammer

[AndyR]

....you have a behringer box just for standing real kit on.
....Any rig that leaves unused equipment seems like underachieving.
....I guess I'll just have to /make/ a patchbay then.
....DJ rig on a cherrypicker? Sure, just let me fish out my old planning folder.
....4 amps, 6 cabs, driverack 260....for the telly.